The Great Ming Fortune King

The Emperor of the Apocalypse said: "Need a mine? Find the fat man! Need an oil field? Find the fat man! Need... come back, come back, matters such as cultivating talent and developing technology should still be handled by this Dean!"

Emperor Chongzhen said: "Is there a rebellion? Find Congdi! Are foreign tribes acting recklessly? Find Congdi! Are we eyeing someone else's territory again? Find Congdi! Has the ninety-ninth war over there begun? Go sell arms to Congdi, the court does not discuss these trivial matters! Improving the people's livelihood and selecting officials? Oh, this falls under domestic affairs, I will handle it!"

The common people of the Ming Dynasty said to the emperor of a small nation: "We are first-class citizens of the world, so what if we bully you? You have a crown, but we have the Fat Fortune King!"

Zhu Youcong—The Unfortunate Time Traveler, the Prince of Fortune and the General of the Ming Dynasty, said: "In terms of shamelessness, it is my virtue; playing the rogue is my specialty; idleness is my hobby! Who has any objections? Where are Li Zicheng's demolition team? Where are the millions of troops of the Ming Dynasty? Where are the three major fleets on leave? Come with me to reason with him!"